Saturday, 16 May 2026. Tens of thousands of people march through central London behind Tommy Robinson under the banner Unite the Kingdom. British flags mix with Israeli ones and with the flags of the Iranian monarchists of the Pahlavi movement. Wooden crosses are carried on shoulders as a sign of “militant Christianity”. On the heads of middle-aged men, between the flags, the MEGA caps – the English variant of Trump's MAGA – and on a leaflet handed out in the crowd it reads, word for word, “a future for white people”. On the stage Katie Hopkins, a reality TV alumna turned anti-Muslim polemicist, alternates with Sharon Osbourne, Ozzy's widow.